Solanal Anti-Sol Rape Cream
Soothing relief for hemorrhoid irritation and anal discomfort caused by getting raped by Solana. 50ml of cooling, protective barrier formula with zinc oxide, aloe vera, and witch hazel. Built in public at $100k MC.
Hemorrhoid & Irritation Relief — Solanal provides soothing relief for hemorrhoid irritation and anal discomfort from getting raped by Solana. Our protective barrier formula creates a cooling, moisturizing layer that calms irritated tissue.
Key Benefits: Soothes hemorrhoids, reduces irritation, protects sensitive skin, provides cooling relief with witch hazel, and moisturizes with aloe vera.
Note: This is a pre-order. Manufacturing begins when the project reaches $100,000 market cap. All progress will be documented publicly.
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Solanal Pocket Edition
Same hemorrhoid relief formula in a portable 25ml size. Emergency soothing when Solana rapes you on the go.
- Travel-ready hemorrhoid relief
- Same zinc oxide + aloe formula
- Emergency relief anywhere
⚠️ Important Disclosure
Solanal is not a manufactured consumer product today. This site presents a premium brand + packaging concept, plus a transparent plan to build it for real when we reach $100,000 market cap. Do not treat any text here as medical advice. This is a ritual, not a treatment.